Olémin le Ti Lapin

I am so unlucky, I look stupid and have short arms.

But I don't mind, I will be anyway Master of the Universe anyway.

'Olémin' means 'Hands In The Air'.

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But there is an old joke saying 'Haut les mains, peau de lapin, la maîtresse en maillot de bain'.

This is coming from childhood, and quite difficult to translate.